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tourbi
Age: 60 Zodiac: 
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Location: tourbiland, at the foot of Pikes Peak, USA
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The Minister and the Taxi Driver
A minister has just died and is standing in line waiting to be judged and admitted to Heaven. While waiting he asks the man in front of him about himself. The man says, "I am a taxi driver from New York City."
The angel standing at the gate calls out next, and the taxi driver steps up. The angel hands him a golden staff and a cornucopia of fruits, cheeses, and wine and lets him pass. The taxi driver is quite pleased, and proceeds through the gates.
Next, the minister steps up to the angel who hands him a wooden staff and some bread and water.
The minister is very concerned and asks the angel, "That guy is a taxi driver and gets a golden staff and a cornucopia! I spend my entire life as a minister and get nothing! How can that be?"
The angel replies, "Up here we judge on results—all of your people sleep through your sermons—in his taxi, they pray." |
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Molissa
Age: 57 Zodiac: 
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| Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 11:29 pm |
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ha! I think I have met both of them.
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karlenespellman
Age: 46 Zodiac: 
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| Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 4:57 am |
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I'm very glad I have a car and don't need taxi's. lol
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Pravin Kumar
Age: 64 Zodiac: 
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| Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 6:42 am |
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Karlene,
You need to drive like Hell to reach Heaven. God loves all those Motor Car Racing Experts like Schumaker etc. etc.
Pravin Kumar
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