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Posts: 2640 · Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 5:35 am

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Walking down the street one day, a woman heard a voice yell, 'stop! If you take one more step, you will be killed.
The woman stopped and seconds later a brick fell and landed in her path.
A minute later or two, she was ready to cross the street when the same voice bellowed 'halt! Don’t cross the street now'.
An out-of-control beer truck soon screeched around the corner and didn't even slowdown as it ran the red light.
Shaken, the woman asked out loud, "who are you?"
'I am your guardian angel' replied the voice. 'And I imagine you have some questions for me"
'You bet I do', the woman said. 'Where were you on my wedding day?'

Posts: 2246 · Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 2:50 pm

Laughing
Thanks.
I should listen to mine more.

Posts: 2640 · Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 3:04 pm

Once years ago, we had an ice storm. It started when mother and I were in the grocery store. We had 2 ways we could go to get home. Over a hill or a long way. This voice in my head said go the long way. I told mother who promptly turned up the hill. She went up the hill fine. As we went over the hill she started doing donuts in the car. Now........... it was busy, as we went in the first circle, there was a bus behind us and lots of cars coming over the hill.
The expression on the bus driver's face was sheer panic. He was really trying to stop the bus. We did 3 full downuts and then faced the right direction down the hill.
Her response: ""Well, that was fun. I guess I should have listened. I wish it had been a message from your guides, I would have listened."
"Mother.......... it was.........."
"Oh. You should have told me. "
She listens better these days

Posts: 2246 · Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 3:26 pm

Close call. Glad you guide stayed with you to keep you safe.

I keep my angels very busy.

Lots of love