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Religious Joke: Bring What You Can Carry
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Bring What You Can Carry

Once there was an old rich man who was afraid of dying and leaving all his wealth behind on earth. So, he took up the matter with God. He pleaded day and night to be able to take all his earthly possessions with him.

Finally, God conceded. He said the man could take as much as he could fit in one suitcase. The old man immediately went out, bought a huge suitcase, sold all he owned and filled the suitcase with gold bars.

Shortly after that, the old man died. Awkwardly dragging the big, heavy suitcase, he approached St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter stopped him, asked him to open his luggage, and then told him he couldn't bring his gold bars into Heaven.The man was irate. "You don't understand," he said. "I got permission directly from God himself for this. He told me whatever I could fit into one suitcase, I could bring with me."

St. Peter, shrugged his shoulders and simply said, "Fine with me. But we've already got plenty of pavement here."
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Our earthly possessions are useful for us on earth only.
What is very precious on earth is lying on pavements in heaven.
Our good deed are all that get carried with us.
So be good, do good.
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The joke carries a very deep meaning. Body remains on Earth to perish and only the Soul goes up. All other things excepting Soul remain on Earth.

Pravin Kumar
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A very touching message.
Thanks tourbi

Karlene
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I also enjoyed how the Streets of Heaven are paved in gold.  More gold arrived, but the streets were already paved.  It was like brining asphalt to a city.  The person thinks it is great wealth, but the city just sees it as something to pave the streets with.
The person worked hard to bring his wealth with him, just to see that it was used for paving.  
What is true wealth.  What a person can carry.
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