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Posts: 2640 · Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:56 pm

Quote:

So there's these 2 muffins in an oven.

They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.

And one of them yells "God Damn, it's hot in here!"

And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"

Quote:

There once was a boy called Matty who didnt have a body, he only had a head.

Then it came to his 18th birthday, so his dad who felt sorry for him took for a pint down the local pub, Matty was very excited about having his 1st drink of alcohol , so the proud father came in and placed Matty down on the bar and ordered 2 pints.

Then the father poured the beer into Mattys mouth, and once he'd finished a body had grown onto Mattys head, so he kept drinking and by the end of the night he was a normal man, with arms, legs, toes and fingers, but Matty kept on drinking.

The lesson you should learn from this is to always 'Quit while your a head'

Quote:

Three men visit the mountain of wishes where, if you jump off and say your wish you'll get it.

So the first guy jumps and says I wanna be famous, POOF he's famous.

The second guy jumps and says I wanna be rich, POOF he's a trillionaire.

Finally, the third guy goes trips over a stick and says shit.

As he hits the bottom he lands in a pile of shit

ok, that's my quotea for the day

Posts: 2246 · Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 3:52 am

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