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tourbi
Age: 60 Zodiac: 
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Location: tourbiland, at the foot of Pikes Peak, USA
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 Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:46 pm |
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Job Applications
1. "I was wholly responsible for two failed financial institutions".
2. "Its best for employers that I not work with people"
3. "Lets meet so that you can 'ooh' and 'aah' over my experience".
4. "I am a perfectionist, and rarely if if ever forget details".
5. "Marital status: single, unmarried, unengaged, uninvolved. No commitments".
6. "I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse".
7. "I am loyal to my employer at all costs. Please feel free to respond to my resume on my office voice mail".
8. "I have become completely paranoid, trusting completely no one and absolutely nothing".
9. "My goal is to become a meteorologist. But since I possess no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try stocks".
10. "I procrastinate, especially when the task is unpleasant".
11. "Personal interests: donating blood. Fourteen gallons so far".
12. "Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest Chain Store".
13. "Please dont misconstrue my 14 jobs as job-hopping. I have never quit a job".
14. "Marital status: often. Children: various".
15. "Reason for leaving last job: They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45am every morning. I could not work under these conditions".
16. "The company made me a scapegoat - just like my three previous employers".
17. "References: none. I have left a path of destruction behind me". |
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karlenespellman
Age: 46 Zodiac: 
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| Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:16 am |
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I know this person/s
Thanks
Karlene
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Molissa
Age: 57 Zodiac: 
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| Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:26 am |
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alrighty then.
I think I worked with this guy.
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