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Posts: 2640 · Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:38 pm

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Witches' parking only. All others will be toad.

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A Rabbi, a Minister and a Wiccan Priestess…

A rabbi, a Unitarian Universalist minister, and a Wiccan priestess decided to go on a fishing trip together. They went down to their local lake, rented a boat, and went out on to the lake for a day of fishing.

As the afternoon approached, the trio got hungry—and realized that they left their lunches on the shore of the lake.

The minister got out of the boat, walked across the lake, got his lunch, walked back, and sat down to eat his lunch.

"You should have gotten all of our lunches!" scolded the priestess. She then got up, walked across the lake, picked up her lunch as well as the rabbi's, walked back across the lake, and sat down, handing the rabbi his afternoon meal.

The rabbi at this point is almost out of his mind, his eyes wide with shock. He manages to sputter, "Wha... what... how did you...?"

The minister grins at the priestess, nudges her, and asks "Do you think we should tell him about the rocks?"

The priestess looks at the minister, raises an eyebrow, and replies "What rocks?"

Posts: 2246 · Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 4:23 pm

Laughing

Posts: 2640 · Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 4:30 pm

I have the sign, "Witches Parking, All Others Will Be Toad" next to my driveway. A workman for next door parked in my driveway. I asked him to move and he got nasty. He moved the truck near the house next door, but not out of my drive way. The owner next door arrived and saw the truck, saw me outside. The guy in the truck said he would move it when finished, the owner next door told him to look at my sign. The guy with the truck moved it immediately.
I came in the house and laughed and laughed.

Posts: 2246 · Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:24 pm

Maybe you should put it at the entrance to the driveway.

Posts: 2640 · Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:31 pm

Someone would steal it