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Pravin Kumar
Age: 64 Zodiac: 
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 Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 2:23 pm |
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Genre: Marriage Jokes
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. "You're running around with other women," she charged. "You're being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You're the only woman on earth." The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by someone poking him in the chest. It was Eve. "What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded. "Counting your ribs," said Eve.
2 ways to look at everything
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept
staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," I sighed. "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking
right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober
since."
"My God!" said my wife. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that
long?"
So, you see, there really are two ways to look at everything.
The latter joke was sent to me by Karlene
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