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Pravin Kumar
Age: 64 Zodiac: 
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 Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 2:14 pm |
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[size=18][/siA drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night.
He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.
"What's with that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked. "Its not a gong. Its a talking clock", the drunk replied.
"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend. "Yup", replied the drunk.
"How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it. "Watch", the drunk replied.
He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "Hey, jerk! It's one-fifteen in the morning!"
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karlenespellman
Age: 46 Zodiac: 
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| Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 3:32 am |
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I need this clock.
laughing
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Pravin Kumar
Age: 64 Zodiac:
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| Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 5:31 am |
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Dear Karlene,
Only Drunks get such a clock. smile.
Pravin Kumar
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