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Pravin Kumar
Age: 64 Zodiac: 
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 Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:21 am |
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This was passed on to me by a member of this Group and I am posting it here:
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak -
the last one is great!
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could
immediately take the words back...
or that you could crawl into a hole?
Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....
FIRST TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow
and asked loudly,
'How much do you charge for
a shampoo and a blow job?'
I turned around and walked
back out and never went back
My husband didn't say a word...
he knew better.
SECOND TESTIMONY:
I was at the golf store comparing
different kinds of golf balls.
I was unhappy with the
women's type I had been using.
After browsing for several minutes,
I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store.
He asked if he could help me.
Without thinking, I looked at him and said,
'I think I like playing with mens balls'
THIRD TESTIMONY:
My sister and I were at the mall and
passed by a store that sold a
variety of candy and nuts.
As we were looking at the display case,
the boy behind the counter
asked if we needed any help.
I replied, 'No, I'm just looking at your nuts.'
My sister started to laugh hysterically.
The boy grinned, and I turned
beet-red and walked away.
To this day, my sister
has never let me forget.
FOURTH TESTIMONY :
While in line at the bank one afternoon,
my toddler decided to release
some pent-up energy and ran amok.
I was finally able to grab hold of
her after receiving looks of disgust
and annoyance from other patrons.
I told her that if she did not start behaving
'right now' she would be punished.
To my horror, she looked me in the eye
and said in a voice just as threatening,
'If you don't let me go right now,
I will tell Grandma that I saw you
kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!'
The silence was deafening after
this enlightenin g exchange.
Even the tellers stopped what they were doing.
I mustered up the last of my dignity and
walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow.
The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter.
FIFTH TESTIMONY:
Have you ever asked your child
a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems
with potty training and I was on him constantly.
One day we stopped at Taco Bell
for a quick lunch, in between errands.
It was very busy, with a full dining room.
While enjoying my taco,
I smelled something funny,
so of course I checked my
seven-month-old daughter, she was clean.
Then realized that Danny had
not asked to go potty in a while.
I asked him if he needed to go,
and he said 'No'.
I kept thinking Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me.
Then I said, 'Danny are you SURE
you didn't have an accident?'
'No,' he replied.
I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse.
Soooooo, I asked one more time, 'Danny did you have an accident ? This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants,
bent over, spread his cheeks
and yelled
'SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!'
While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing,
he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down
An old couple made me feel better,
thanking me for t he best laugh they'd ever had!
LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:
This had most of the state of
Michigan laughing for 2 days
and a very embarrassed
female news anchor who will ,
in the future, likely think before she speaks.
What happens when you predict
snow but don't get any!
We had a female news anchor that,
the day after it was supposed
to have snowed and didn't,
turned to the weatherman and asked:
'So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?'
Not only did HE have to leave the set,
but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!
Now, didn't that feel good?
Pass it on to someone you know who needs a laugh! and remember
we all say things we don't really mean, so think before you speak
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That made me feel alot better after the bad night I just had at work, thank you! 
