Lawyer and Judge Joke, Mysticism, reading, forums, Numerology, Sun Signs, Divination

Posts: 5081 · Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 1:27 pm

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It seems that a lawyer had a little bit too much to drink and on his way home rear-ended the car in front of him.

The lawyer got out of his car, walked over to the driver of the other car and said, "Boy, are you in trouble! I'm a lawyer!"

The driver looked out his window and said, "No, you're in trouble. I'm a judge."
A priest wanted to go to the post office, so he asked a little boy the way. The boy took him to the post office.

The priest said to the boy, "Thank you. Come to the church tomorrow and I will show you the way to Heaven."

The boy turned and said, "But you don't even know the way to the post office."

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Posts: 2640 · Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 5:04 pm

Posts: 786 · Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 5:10 pm

cute!

Posts: 2246 · Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 2:14 am

Very good