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Posts: 5081 · Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 4:55 pm

The man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying because she thought he was with another woman.
"No, honey, I swear, I was at this bar, and it was so fancy that even the urinals were made of gold."

She said she didn't believe him so she called the bar.

"Hello," she said, "I just want to ask one question. My husband claims to have spent the night at your bar and I have one question: "Are your urinals covered in gold?"

To which she heard the bartender said, "Hey, Clarence, I think we found the guy who pissed in your saxophone."

Posts: 1163 · Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 10:51 am

Nice one Pravin

Posts: 5081 · Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 1:39 pm

Hello Prof.,

You have crossed 60 and have grown up and I have to grow up as I shall reach that milestone in another 10 days. Now I am just a kid so no Ex for me. 10 Days from now I shall grow up. Where is Fannie Green?

Pravin Kumar

Posts: 1163 · Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:38 pm

Pravin congrats for 10 days time, as to the Fannie answer - no-way am I going there - I live too close to Suzisco to chance that one, she'd be down that motorway and banging on my head if I said what I'm thinking.

Posts: 1163 · Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:06 pm

Think about this happening - it's coming to us all Pravin

A Simple Request

A wee old man went into a chemist to buy Viagra.
“Can I have 6 tablets, and can you cut them into quarters for me?”

“I can cut them into quarters sir” says the chemist,
“but a quarter won’t give you a full erection”

“I’m 96” says the old man, “I don’t have any use for an erection.
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don’t piss on my slippers!!!”