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Posts: 5081 · Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 12:54 pm

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1. Married life is full of excitement and frustration:

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
2. It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.

3. Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

4. It’s true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married!

5. Definition of Second marriage: Triumph of hope over experience.

6. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.

7. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don’t know son, I’m still paying for it.

8. Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China , a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!

9. There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I got married…and then it was too late!”

10. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

11. They say when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense.

12. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

13. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through hell.

14. A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.

15. Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.

16. Husband: a man who buys his cricket tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping.

17. I am in total control, but don’t tell my wife.

18. Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other’s character before marriage, which is never advisable. — Oscar Wild

19. Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.

20. My wife says if I go play cricket one more time she’s going to leave me. Gosh, I’m going to miss her.
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Posts: 2640 · Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 4:50 pm

There's that humor again.

Some are funnier than others.

Posts: 2246 · Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 10:43 pm

This so true. Mine is fishing. I miss him, not

Posts: 16 · Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:22 am

some of these quotes ive never heard before. some werent included that I have seen or heard. But these sure gave me a chuckle.

Posts: 29 · Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:36 am

Alas, lots of that is true. I´m only wondering when will some woman write of feminin side of marriage, because we all now - those thoughts are 100 % testosteron