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Pravin Kumar

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Ain't it the Truth!!!

A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical.
The nurse starts with certain basic items.
"How much do you weigh?" she asks.
"115," she says.
The nurse puts her on the scale.
It turns out her weight is 140.

The nurse asks, "Your height?"
"5 foot 8," she says.
The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5".

She then takes her blood pressure
And tells the woman it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" she screams,
"When I came in here I was tall and slender!
Now I'm short and fat!"

.............

Flour and Water

How come when you mix water and flour together

You get glue?..

And then you add eggs

And sugar...
And you get cake?

Where did the glue go ?

NEED AN ANSWER?

You know ?very well where it went!

That's what makes the cake
Stick to your BUTT

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
Stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle).

We all need a good laugh, keep on smiling.

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