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There was a women and she was admitted for surgery. On the day of her surgery, she had a near death experience but was able to be brought back to life. After awakening in the ICU she told her nurses and docters that she was so happy to be alive and that she would have to fear death no longer. When asked why she replied God told me it wasn't my time, so I don't have to worry about anything. He said I still have a long life to live. When the women was released she later would return to the hospital in numerous occassions, always telling her nurses and docters not to worry cause of what God had told her. On all her returns to the hospital she would have plastic surgery in order to maintain her look of youth. Unfortunatly to the sirprise of both her nurses and docters she was rushed to the emergency room after being hit by a car! The women now looking so great after her numerous plastic surgery operations had died. This amazed both docters in nurses. when The women finally saw the golden gates and saw God she asked "Why am I dead?, you told me I still had a long life to live." God replied

"Oops, it isn't your time! But I didn't recognize you!"

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