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Posts: 5081 · Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 3:23 pm

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Summary of Life

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

2) When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your
hair.

3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her > back. They always
catch the second person.

4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold > a tomato.

5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your
hair.

7) Never hold a dust-buster and a cat at the
same time.

8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a
glass of milk.

9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under
white shorts.

10) The best place to be when you're sad is
Grandpa's lap.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.

2) Wrinkles don't hurt.

3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet,
with a few nuts.

4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's
nut that held its ground.

5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like
jogging on the inside.

6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal
for the fibre, not the toy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is
optional.

2) Forget the health food. I need all the
preservatives I can get.

3) When you fall down, you wonder what else
you can do while you're down there.

4) You're getting old when you get the same
sensation from a rocking chair that you once
got from a roller coaster.

5) It's frustrating when you know all the
answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a
lousy beautician.

7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age
comes alone.

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1 -- You believe in Santa Claus.

2 -- You don't believe in Santa Claus.

3 -- You are Santa Claus.

4 -- You look like Santa Claus.

SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.

At age 12 success is . . . having friends.

At age 17 success is . . having a driver's license.

At age 35 success is . . having money.

At age 50 success is . . . having money.

At age 70 success is . .. . having a drivers license.

At age 75 success is . . . having friends.

At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.

Pass this on to someone who could use a laugh.
Always remember to forget the troubles that
pass your way;

BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day.
Have a wonderful day with many smiles
Take the time to live!!!
Life is short. Dance naked
And eat dessert first!

Create a life that is your work of art.

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Posts: 2258 · Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 3:54 pm

Posts: 2640 · Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:55 pm

Quote:

Pass this on to someone who could use a laugh.
Always remember to forget the troubles that
pass your way;

BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day.
Have a wonderful day with many smiles
Take the time to live!!!
Life is short. Dance naked
And eat dessert first!

Create a life that is your work of art.

Posts: 947 · Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 9:49 pm

Posts: 25 · Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 12:45 am

Thanks for sharing!