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Pravin Kumar
Age: 64 Zodiac: 
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 Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 3:20 pm |
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I was walking down the street when
I was accosted by a particularly dirty
and shabby-looking homeless woman
who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, got out ten
dollars and asked,
"If I give you this money, will
you buy wine with it instead of dinner?"
"No I had to stop drinking years
ago," the homeless woman told me.
"Will you use it to go shopping
instead of buying food?"
I asked.
"No, I don't waste time shopping,"
the homeless woman said.
"I need to spend all my time
trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on a beauty
salon instead of food?"
I asked.
"Are you NUTS !" replied the
homeless woman.
"I haven't had my hair done in 20
years!"
"Well," I said, "I'm not going to
give you the money.
Instead, I'm going to take you out
for dinner with my husband and me tonight."
The homeless Woman was shocked.
"Won't your husband be furious with you for doing
that? I know I'm dirty,and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
I said,"That's okay. It's > important for him to
see what a woman looks like after she has given up
shopping, hair appointments, and wine."
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