Pravin, we are in humor! Your contribution is interesting! But there is a reality to humor.

Humm?

When they are age 72

1. Breathing

2. Doesn't miss the toilet

Guys No woman wants a "man!" that does not put the toilet seat down, no matter what his age is! That boy ain't potty trained!

And by the way, "No man, is "not" going to miss the toilet abit, "standing up!" Unless you send him "outside" to "pee" on a planet. Otherwise "it" can't be done. And if you ask him to sit down to "pee", he is what is commonly call "whipped" and for better or worse, you ain't got a man !

Love!

acaveyogi

God help us if Bandit reads this post! Sheesh! That little gal is dangerous!

I would love to get an explanation about "whipped", please.

I have been fortunate enough to share apartments with reasonable and intelligent guys who were quick on the uptake, i.e. seeing the infinite advantages of using toilet seats the way the were designed to be used, which is sitting down on them, whatever your gender, same as that little forgotten fixture called the bidet.

They find it so much more comfortable, safe and clean-saving, that they do it also when in their own homes and get very frustrated when other males around them insist on peeing as if they were in a public urinarium, or whatever that is called. And we all know how those places look AND smell, so it is natural enough not to want the same in our own homes.

So, for all those males who feel "whipped" (whatever you mean by that) for using a fixture the right way, you have several options:

- Do what you want when living on your own, i.e. either keep cleaning or live with the smell and spotted floor. If you do not live on your own...

- Be ready to pay for and install a fixture adapted to your standing mode: and please put it somewhere where the rest do not have to see or smell it. If you feel you cannot afford to do this, then...

- Go out in the garden and take a pee at the nearest tree: see if you can reach higher than your dog  

For all those of you sharing their homes with women, not properly "whipped", and not cleaning after yourselves... well, just please realize how very lucky you are and heartily thank the people who clean after you: no, they are not being paid to do that, in most cases.

I do not mean to nag at you (mmm...don't I?), John, but honestly, if a man stops being a man when he sits down to pee, then what does that say for his virility? I still think I would rather have a "no man", since my "no men" are nicer to me than your "men". Cheers!  

Oh, John, btw, I just read a post of yours (in the Tech forum, of all places!   , hope they move it up here for all to see, because I am now posting about it in the wrong thread) that was really interesting.

You were saying how registered users in this (and I guess also other) board are a sort of entertainment for visitors. I had never stopped to consider it like that. I had always found it curious to have no more than 4 or 5 reg users at any given time, while the visitors are usually around 150.

Thinking about your post reminded me of that film about a guy who was the star of his own reality show since before his birth and he never found out till he was nearly middle aged: brrr... it gives me the creeps to think on those terms.

Of course, I realize this has nothing to do with that, not really, but still... Never thought of myself as an entertainment. I hope visitors also come for information. I visited only a few times until I decided it was well worth joining the board. I hope other visitors end up doing the same.

Anyway, thanks for opening my eyes to this aspect of "the game" (another thrilling film I really enjoyed).  

nice thoughts