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Posts: 2224 · Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 2:33 pm

Joke i got in mail

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, ' I don ' t feel like it, I just want you to hold me. '

I said, ' WHAT??!! What was that?! '

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

'You ' re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man. '

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, ' Can ' t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom? '

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn ' t decide which one to take, so I told her we ' d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, ' Lets get a pair for each outfit. '

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn ' t even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, ' That ' s fine, honey. ' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, ' I think this is all dear, let ' s go to the cashier. '

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, ' No honey, I don ' t feel like it. '

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, ' WHAT? '

I then said, ' Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You ' re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman. '

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, ' Why can ' t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you? '

Apparently I ' m not having sex tonight either....but at least she knows that I ' m smarter than her.