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Post Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 2:42 pm Reply with quote
[size=18][/The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and then hand the rest of the lemon over.

Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money.

Many people had tried over time( weightlifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it.

One day this scrawny little man came in, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a tiny, squeaky voice, "I'd like to try the bet." After the laughter had died down, the bartender said OK, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man.

But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass. As the crowd cheered, the bartender payed the $1000, and asked the little man, "What do you do for a living?"

The man replied, "I work for the IRS."



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Post Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 2:48 pm Reply with quote
LOL
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Post Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 5:58 pm Reply with quote
Good one LOL  
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Well done!
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Lol.  good one.



 
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