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Posts: 4978 · Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 4:55 am

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When he got home he couldn't tell his wife that he had spoken on sex, so he said he had discussed horseback riding with the members.
A few days later, she ran into some men at the shopping center and they complimented her on the speech her husband had made.

She said, "Yes, I heard. I was surprised about the subject matter, as he's only tried it twice. The first time he got so sore he could hardly walk, and the secDon't mess with Engineers

7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to MUMBAI. So they all gather at Pune Station.

Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.

SCENE 1 (PUNE to MUMBAI) :

7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets..

Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come......

When TC arrives,

All 7 Engineers get in one toilet So when TC knocks , one hand comes out with the ticket and the TC goes away....

NOW on the return journey they don't get a direct train to PUNE. So they all decide to take a passenger till LONAVALA, from there they can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE.

SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA) :

Doctors decided, "This time we will prove that we too are equally smart." All 7 Doctors take 1 Ticket. Engineers don't buy any ticket at all!!!!!..

TC arrives....

ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET.ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE ONE..

One engineer gets out and knocks the door of doctors toilet, one hand comes out with the ticket, he takes the ticket and comes in the engineers' bathroom...

TC drives out all the doctors from the toilet and they are heavily fined....

SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA) :

So now both the groups are at LONAVALA station. Doctors are planning their move for last chance and they board the local to PUNE.

This time doctors decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick.

ALL Doctors take only 1 ticket... Engineers buy all 7 tickets this time...

SO TC comes.. All Engineers showed their tickets.....

Doctors are still searching for the toilet in the LOCAL train....... ....

Conclusion: Technically intelligent people may be genius, but don't mess with Engineers.

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