1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know
where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire
room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the
channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
No Shit, Sherlock!! But what good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they? ?Do they need a bit of Chlorine for their
gene pool??

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?" No loser,
I paid $12.50 to come to the theatre and stare at the floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a
choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is "new and improved"! Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then
there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short." Helllllooo???? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

10. I forgot the last one.