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Posts: 2382 · Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 4:22 pm

Perfect Husband

"The Perfect Husband"!!!!
There are several men sitting around in the locker
room of a golf club
after a round. Suddenly a mobile phone on one of
the benches rings. One of the men
picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:

(H - Husband, W - Wife)

H - "Hello?"
W - "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

H - "Yes."
W -"Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you
are. I just saw a
beautiful leather coat. It's
absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"

H -"What's the price?"
W - "Only $1,000."

H - "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it
that much..."
W - "Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes
dealership and saw the
2003 models. I saw one I really
liked. Its a SLK model. I spoke with the salesman, and
he gave me a
really good price .. and since we need to
exchange the BMW that we bought last year..

H - "What price did he quote you?"
W - "Only $65,000..."

H - "OK, but for that price I want it with all the
options."
W - "Great! But before we hang up, something else...

H -"What?"
W - "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling
your bank ccount
and I stopped by the real estate
agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at
last ear. It's
for sale!! Remember? The one with a
pool English garden, acre of park area, beach front
property."

H - "How much are they asking?"
W - "Only $450,000 -- a magnificent price...and I see
that we have that
much in the bank to cover..."

H - "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up
to $420,000. OK?"
W - "OK,sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love
you!!!"

H - "Bye...I love you too..."

The man hangs up & closes the phone's flap. The other
men are looking
at him in astonishment and derision.
The husband raises his hand while holding the phone
and asks
"Does anyone know who this Cellphone belongs to???"

Posts: 1580 · Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 1:05 pm

Posts: 8354 · Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 1:10 pm

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Posts: 6343 · Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 6:31 am

lol.. who wudnt want such a husband:)

Posts: 1 · Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:08 am

good one that would be nice.