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Azhar
Azhar Majid Sheikh
Age: 47 Zodiac: 
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Location: Lahore, Pakistan
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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 6:33 am |
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A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant
you one wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?
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Samson
The Most Powerful.
Age: 47 Zodiac: 
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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 11:47 am |
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Now this joke I like, good one Azhar.
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ResQDonna
Age: 46 Zodiac: 
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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 11:58 am |
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haha...
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