GIRL FACTS:

When a girl bumps into your arm while walking with you, she wants you to hold her hand.

When she wants a hug, she will just stand there.

When you break a girl's heart, she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later.

When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her
mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers, "I'm fine" after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games.

When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a girl says that she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future.

When a girl says, "I miss you" no one in this world can miss you more than that.

When a girl is mean to you after a break-up she wants you back, but she's scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever.


Guy Facts:

When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you.

When a guy is quiet, he's listening to you.

When a guy is not arguing, he realizes he's wrong.

When a guy says, "I'm fine" after a few minutes, he means it.

When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do.

When you're laying your head on a guy's chest, he has the world.

When a guy calls/texts/comments you everyday, he is in love.

When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, he means it.

When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you till your done.

When a guy says, "I miss you" he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else.

Women need a reason to have sex — men just need a place.
- Billy Crystal.

There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men don’t think there’s a lot they don’t know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, “I know what I’m doing, just show me somebody naked.”
- Jerry Seinfeld

You know why God is a man? Because if God was a woman she would have made sperm taste like chocolate.
- Carrie Snow

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
- Elayne Boosler

Sorry about this these but they made me chuckle - get your own back girls.

Why do hunters make the best lovers?
Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once and they eat what they shoot.

Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they think men care.

All the rest are too much.

this has been going around MySpace for about at least 6 months.

not all of these are true. i agree with lharri25 as well. i seen this on myspace like 20 times.