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Whats some of the lamest jokes...
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Post Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:30 am Reply with quote
I know some pretty lame jokes.....
Ok heres a couple of Aussie humour ones for you....



Why did the koala fall out of the tree....?
Because he was dead



Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
Because he was hit by the first koala


Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree?
Because someone threw a fridge at him

What has four legs and fell out of that same tree?
A piano


haha .........ok..... ok...... so they are pretty lame......but tell me what are some of your most memorable lamest jokes that would only ever get  thumbs up from your 4 year old at pre-school
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Post Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:36 am Reply with quote
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.


Knock knock,
Who's there?
Orange,
Orange who?
Orange you glad I wasn't just a stupid knock knock joke?
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Post Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:37 am Reply with quote
What did the one wall say to the other one.....

I'll meet you at the corner....

How do you get four Jews into a Volkswagen (I can tell this joke without anti-Semitism....I'm married to one....LOL)
Throw a dollar bill on the back seat....
How do you get them out of the Volkswagen
Ask who's going to pay for petrol....

How do you know an elephant was in your fridge?
There will be footprints in the butter....


heh
starryskies


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Post Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 12:37 pm Reply with quote
What goes aaaaaaaaaaaah?

A sheep with no lips  
Prof. Akers
Always take the cheap option


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Post Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 5:04 pm Reply with quote
. A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father she stands
next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a
snack cake. The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're going to get
hair on your Twinkie." She says,  "Yes, I know, and I'm going to get
boobs too."
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