That's how gifted my man is...Lame. I thought it was funny too even though it's sexist. Geoff is actually very intelligent but couldn't find his spirituality if it was staring him in the face. It's like I'm dreaming the impossible dream...
You know the saying "The light's on but theres nobody home?" Well Geoff is "He's home but there's no light on!!!!" As funny as it sounds, it's excruciatingly painful. I think you're joke is funny because it shows how intelligent most men are...not. That's what makes it so funny.
LibB

If that's a lame joke, your good ones must be very funny indeed!

Oooooh, I have one just as bad... er... lame.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother had been a wafer so long!

a wafer= away for

>>>
>>>>> A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica . They were touring around
>>>>> the
>>>>> marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this
>>>>> small
>>>>> sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with
>>>>> a Jamaican accent say,  "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble
>>>>> shop."  So the couple walked in.
>>>>>
>>>>> The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you
>>>>> would be
>>>>> interested in. Dey make you wild at sex."
>>>>>
>>>>> Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what
>>>>> the
>>>>> man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being
>>>>> the sex
>>>>> god he was.
>>>>>
>>>>> The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex
>>>>> freak?"
>>>>>
>>>>> The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon."
>>>>>
>>>>> Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave
>>>>> in, and
>>>>> tried them on.
>>>>>
>>>>> As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his
>>>>> eyes,
>>>>> something his wife hadn't seen in many years!!
>>>>> In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him
>>>>> over a
>>>>> table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and  grabbed
>>>>> a firm
>>>>> hold of the Jamaican's hips and ......
>>>>>
>>>>> Before he could go any further...........the Jamaican  began
>>>>> screaming, YOU
>>>>> GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!

LMAO