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Posts: 106 · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:19 pm

George W. Bush's IQ test <c/p>

While visiting England, George W. Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if they're intelligent.

"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."

She phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister. Please answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"

Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am."

"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"

"Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"

Upon returning to Washington, he decides he'd better put his military elite to the test. He summons Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld to the White House and says, "Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."

"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"

"Uh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Rumsfeld hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Rumsfeld leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Rumsfeld calls Al Gore and explains his problem.

"Now look here Al Gore, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother, or your sister. Who is it?" Al Gore answers immediately, "It's me, of course, you dumb ass."

Much relieved and happy, Rumsfeld rushes back to the White House, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Al Gore!" And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, you dumb ass, It's Tony Blair!"

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Posts: 106 · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:22 pm

Hope it is no inappropriate, otherwise remove it please.

Posts: 1455 · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:33 pm

Hey, in 2 years we can replace George W with Hilary Rodham and Mr. Rumsfeld with Mr. Clinton. It's funny, now, will be funny, then. The great thing about politics, there's always a target in sight.

Posts: 6470 · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:07 pm

A good one. Thanx for the laugh starmoon.

Posts: 8440 · Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:50 am

That would have to be one of the best descriptions I have ever seen about George Bush, very funny.