I must not be an aquarius....I don't like to drink and when I do, I get sleepy the more I drink.  I hate drunks and I don't prefer to talk to them if I am sober.....

I am Aquarius-but I am also German. German's are well known for their affinity with alcohol. And the knowitallism-it is compounded by the fact of your Chinese sign. Which mine is earth monkey. Our phrase is "I know" but only to a certain extent.

I love incahol, hick!
I love everybody, hick!
You are all my friends and I love you.
It's funny how different drinks affect you, I'm at the age where ice cold beer gives me heartburn, so I drink spirits.
I found some great stuff called palinka in Hungary - don't touch it. These people showed me round their wine cellar, we started off on the 10 year old white wine and worked backwards, then went down the other side and did the same with the red, then they said try try palinka!
I decided I needed to pee - badly. There were no toilets anywhere they said "Oh we just go outside."
Why I thought I needed to climb a tree I'll never know, luckily the soil had been deeply dug over the day before so when I landed face first it didn't hurt but I couldn't explain to my wife how the soil got where it did!

"Know-it-all-ism! That's not even a WORD!"
-Lisa Simpson

Yeah, this alcohoroscope describes me pretty well.

I don't know about others.  I do not normally sing or play music.  But after five large whiskies.......... I sing.  And people say I sing very well